BREAKING: Heinz Doofenshmirtz Caught Lobbing Feces at the Homeless

In a bizarre and disturbing incident, Dr. Heinz D. Doofenshmirtz was apprehended downtown after multiple reports of him throwing feces at homeless individuals. Eyewitnesses say his antics scared the community of Danville

Authorities arrived on the scene after calls flooded in describing a man matching Doofenshmirtz's description launching “projectiles of a very unpleasant nature” at people seeking shelter. When confronted, Doofenshmirtz reportedly exclaimed, “Behold, my latest evil scheme: The Poopinator!.. I didnt build a inator for that one, i just didnt wipe.”

Heinz Doofenshmirtz reportedly said “CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!“ multiple times while being taken away, kicking at the officers. He was tazed multiple times and was taken to a psych ward.

Doofenshmirtz was taken into custody and faces charges including assault and public nuisance. His lawyer (who does not exist at the moment) is yet to comment, due to not existing. Maybe he'll build a Lawyerinator in prison. Yeah, thats what i thought.