BREAKING: James Draws Stuff Found Dead in The Bronx

Late last night, popular online cartoonist and satirist James Draws Stuff was discovered unresponsive in a dimly lit alley behind a Bronx convenience store.

Witnesses say they heard an unsettling scribble sound before discovering the body. Local authorities are treating the death as suspicious, though no foul play has been confirmed.

James, best known for his surreal YouTube cartoons and the viral quote “Go on james, go zap to the extreme! "Yes Father, chris chan!" as i pooped“ has died.. wahhh

Social media tributes are pouring in, with one user posting: “He drew until the end. Rest in pen.”

The suspect is "John F Kennedy" as he was caught smearing poop all over the body, witnesses "Silentman", "DustyWhyNot", "BigSchmunkyMomma", "JackJack", "James Draws s.. wait a second", "Topham", "Wizwoa" and "Crustav0" (thats me!) say they lobbed poop at the body before running mid session, poop still in his hand.