New Study: Poop comes from your butt?

In a controversial new publication from Crustav University's Department of Uncomfortable Truths, researchers have boldly declared that "poop comes from your butt."

This shocking conclusion has upended decades of internet lore claiming it originated from the mouth — or worse, the soul.

Lead researcher Dr. Samantha Splatter said, “We observed several participants over a 24-hour period. Not once did poop emerge from their mouths. In fact, the results were overwhelmingly... posterior.”

One anonymous Reddit user commented: “I’ve been lied to my whole life. I thought that’s what burps were.”

Experts are still debating the social, political, and gastrointestinal implications of this discovery.