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In an outrageous revelation, internet personality BigSchmunkyMomma uncovered that Toyota allegedly uses wet feces as a secret ingredient in their car manufacturing process to intentionally slow down vehicles. The claim has sent shockwaves through the automotive world and social media alike.

Toyota swiftly responded by filing a lawsuit against SchmunkyMomma, aiming to silence the accusations and protect their brand. However, the lawsuit took a bizarre turn when it was revealed that Toyota’s lead attorney was, in fact, a gnome — a detail that quickly derailed the case.

Legal experts were baffled by the presence of the gnome lawyer, who reportedly insisted on unconventional courtroom tactics including garden gnome summoning rituals. Facing mounting legal expenses and public ridicule, Toyota was forced to file for bankruptcy protection.

BigSchmunkyMomma released a statement saying, “The truth will always outpace the lies, even if it means a little magic along the way.” The saga continues as the automotive giant attempts to rebuild its reputation and finances.